Petition for John to leave Tenala

John Pankakoski, also named John Danz, has moved to our town by free will, yet brings nothing but threats, name-calling, flamewars and conflict to the community. On multiple occasions has he called the inhabitants of our town ignorant, racist and inbred, and threatened violence in the form of "paintballs and other surprises" to those who do not leave him alone, or those whose opinions differ from his. If one leaves him alone, however, he again starts craving attention and is likely to begin a flamewar online.